Patrick has a very nice butt and also very nice legs (✿◡‿◡)
TODAY I FOUND OUT MY GREAT GRANDPARENTS MET IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP IN YUGOSLAVIA AND MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A SOLDIER IN THE CAMP, RESCUED MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER AND THEY RAN AWAY TO AUSTRALIA TOGETHER AND I THINK THAT IS THE COOLEST
You know what I hate? When people promote this as perfection. You should love and feel good about yourself, but you should always strive to be good to yourself by being healthy. It’s the ultimate act of self-love.
Live healthy and love yourself, but don’t normalize an unhealthy, unfit lifestyle.
Then take your own advice and stop coming for me because you won’t be healthy when I whoop your basic ass.
Perfection has a different meaning for everyone.
Neck up, she’s cute. After that? Yall gota stop reachin.
You need to start reaching for the toilet tissue because I’m done with you basic bitches shitting all over my post.
Like really, are you not aware that the person who posted this set (ME) can see every word you angry irrelevant fuck niggas say? Would you even think of saying this within earshot of me in person? Are you that hard up to judge that you can’t keep your dry, crusty lips closed and your thoughts to yourself?
Because while I’m over here looking so supposedly undesirable, my fat ass is plastered all over your blog and will be the most fascinating thing on it for the next year, until you reblog me again.
My Disney Dream Cast - with some help from my lovely followers
This is perfect.
my cat needs to lighten thE FU CK UP IT’S CHRISTMAS Y OU BITCH
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
this is the best thing niall has ever done
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"